Or things that make you smack your own forehead.....

I'll start (I got'a million'of'm)

My last traffic ticket:
Driving on Mulholland HWY with a Porsche friend in back of me... Came up to the Cornell Cyn. stop sign in back of a 'cafe bike'. M.H. is nice and straight after the stop sign... however JUST before proceeding a duelly with a horse trail turns onto M.H. in the same direction..... So, with no other cars around I 'step out' over the double yellow, and wonder why the hell the cafe bike is still tucked in behind the trailer..... Far too late I notice, on the other side of the road, under a tree, in a white SUV, the Chipper.... All he did was turn on his lights, smiled, and pointed to the shoulder.... Wrote me up for the double yellow..... Duh

Here's the pisser, it's a one point ticket I can take care of with 'school' ... HOWEVER ... This ticket won't 'clear' for 18 months (between schools) until Sept. '18 and I'll be 69 !!!!!!!...

I don't know about you guys but I don't worry too much about getting 'the' ticket.... I worry about the 'next ticket' I can't take care of.....

I smacked my forehead pretty good on this one.............