Hershey this year, one week away

[Unobtanium-inc]

Tom, I think you missed your calling. You would have made a great television golf announcer.
-- Matt

[sithot]

No laughing in the booth. No cracking jokes. Can't help myself.

whispering… "Well, it looks like Bubba is in a tight spot." "If there was a shitehouse around I reckon he could bank it like Kevin Costner in "Tin Cup". "Personally, I see a (left handed) banana hook coming out of the woods followed by a hard astern roll a-la Minnesota Fats with a arse-load of "english" on the ball.
"David Beckham couldn't do it better with a football."

Broadcast Announcer: "How nicely worded Tom. Your command of the English language is spectacular (NOT)."

"KMA! I call 'em like I see 'em and in deference to where the game was originated at least I used shite and arse".

Epilogue:

He did hit a banana hook (which travels in the opposite direction of a righty) with lots of english on it and it did do exactly what he intended. I made that shot 20 years ago on purpose around a grove of trees and quit playing golf soon after (mine was a slice). That ain't no fishing story either.
I eventually gave my clubs away and have never considered playing again. It's a neat game but ADHD took it's toll. I do admire the fellows who are good because it isn't an easy game and you'll never be good playing once a week.

PS: Cheaters: Try some Chapstick or WD40 on the head of your driver. It's illegal but you'll hit it straight because the club can't add spin which is your enemy.

[Macroni]

Drive squad leaving King of Prussia @ 615 AM. Meet by Sears......

So far Girt, Dave, Jeff, Mike....

[911rips]

Northeast boys: Karl, Lewis, Eric and myself heading down Fri. afternoon - Fri night dinner!

[ret9191]

Aase sales will be there buying parts. Free shipping to the event if order placed by Thursday

[rsr1975]

I should be in Hershey before 7:00PM on Friday. Where is everyone staying Friday night?

[911rips]

Lee, Our gang is staying at the Econolodge Resort, most likely eat at Bears Den at the Hershey Lodge as usual.

[Cornpanzer]

Looks like rain. Everyone better stay home. I will represent the club.

[Jim Garfield]

Somebody please put a potato in Conklin's exhaust pipe Friday night. When he tries starting his car at 3am to sneak over to the swap meet, the backfire will wake everyone and give them a fighting chance at the good stuff.

[Macroni]

I call dibs on a set of fog lights I am looking for ..... Lewis, what am I looking for again?