When, prior to taking your car for service, your mechanics reminds you to take your toolkit out because it's worth 4 digits, and you never know...
When they do a rental-car-style inspection of your exterior's for dings and scratches when you drop off the car to avoid future issues... When they ask you to drop it off before closing time so they can lock it up overnight, and have to tell "walk-ins" that it's not for sale and they should get out twice per day...

It's not even just the 911, my wife's 912 has been in for tranny leaks and the shop beats back on average 3 guys per week that just walk in uninvited asking if it's FS...

No, that's not a "funny" list... that's the actual dropoff checklist now ;-(