Business That Requires No Customer Service

[mfitton]

I am thinking of starting a business, not sure which product or industry would be good, anybody have any ideas? Oh, and I want something that people will line up for no matter how high my price is or how badly I treat them and requires no communication with the customer other than sending them an invoice and collecting my money. The business I currently own requires me to keep my customers updated on progress of their orders be competitive on pricing and basically kiss their ass so they speak highly of me and return or refer more business to me, imagine that!

[popowitz]

It sounds like you want to get into Cable Television.

[mfitton]

It sounds like you want to get into Cable Television.

Hint, I want it to be Porsche related.

[Troos]

I like cable television. Perhaps cell phone provider.
Tom

[LiveFromNY]

Have you considered getting into the Fuchs restoration business?





Just kidding.

[CurtEgerer]

I am thinking of starting a business, not sure which product or industry would be good, anybody have any ideas? Oh, and I want something that people will line up for no matter how high my price is or how badly I treat them and requires no communication with the customer other than sending them an invoice and collecting my money. The business I currently own requires me to keep my customers updated on progress of their orders be competitive on pricing and basically kiss their ass so they speak highly of me and return or refer more business to me, imagine that!

Sounds like a perfect description of a government job. If you want it Porsche-related, maybe the IRS has a position where you could investigate rich people who own Porsches

[ibmiked]

have you considered getting into the fuchs restoration business?





Just kidding.

roflmao. +1

[mfitton]

Mike,

I think I have an idea for you ... marijuana cultivation in Oregon, Washington and/or Colorado. Steady customer base that as long as they are supplied with "product" won't be too pushy or demanding.

And the Porsche Junior could be your first farm implement!!



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I have to admit that is a good idea. You don't happen live in Madison, WI do you?

[Frank Beck]

Really guys?

I would appreciate a PM telling me why my post hurt someone's feewings.
I suggest backing off the Chicken McNuggets. Estrogen count is skyrocketing.





Make that 2078 censored posts.



Since I received no PM I'm trying to figure out what was so offensive?

Did I offend the people of Madison, WI or those due East?
Or Unions?
Or Government?
Or the lazy, entitled, deceptive workers in this country?

[Frank Beck]

WAY out of line Mike.

Your thread is extremely sarcastic. I don't appreciate you mocking the unions and my government.

It's OBVIOUS what you're doing here.

NSA, CIA, IRS, and MSN are upstanding government agencies that don't deserve to be treated this way.