I know you Porsche Boys can help...

[imakethesandwiches]

So Father's Day is coming up. My kids are too young to decorate my hubby with the normal, toddler, finger paintings-- so how else do I tell my wonderful Hubby "Thank You" without the normal sandwich making, extra bedroom curriculars? Porsche Swag, I'm assuming. Can't go wrong there, right?

That's where you come in...

His car is decked out - with perfection- everything OEM (thanks to me, every holiday.) but here I am, wanting to get him something (else) "Porsche" to celebrate his awesome abilities at Fatherhood...

So what now? A historical 911 book? A $hitty poster that only geeks like you enthusiast appreciate? Or is there something else great, that you wish your non-understanding Housewife would get you...?

Educate me. My Love deserves it.. But I'm lost.
Go...

Thanks! :-)

[mfitton]

Frank will handle this.

[edmayo]

I suppose a Porsche crest tattoo on your left cheek would speak of your undying love !! LOL

[RSTarga]

That is obviously not a real wife. My guess is that Frank is pulling our leg by impersonating some sort of "Stepford" Porsche wife.

If not, how about a ticket to Lemans, with a pit pass to the Porsche pit.

[latunabernie]

Get him a Porshe blow up doll.

You both could use it.

Bernie

[Mrzoop]

Porsche Unexpected

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http://www.amazon.com/Porsche-Unexpe...che+collecting

[sebastianroher]

Maybe let him buy another Porsche if he so desires? Can't go wrong with extra curricular bedroom activities

[Frank Beck]

I'll bet you make the sandwiches.


Of all my meaningful accomplishments here I could only dream of having my very first post censored by Chuck.

Mr/Mrs. Baloney,
Your writing has the flavor of testosterone rather than garden variety American feminism. I'm with David; I'm betting your sandwich is more pickle than bun.


But...
Just in case you do have a vagina, let's get serious.


Take hubby to the local indoor karting track. Since most men are delusional when it comes to their driving prowess this is a decent place for him to feel good about himself. Just MAKE SURE you and he both drive together and you let him run a faster lap than you. Also DON'T make the mistake of letting him run against any older teens that are there alone! These boys will steal from their blind grandmother to support their addiction.

And they will make your husband look like he drives like their blind grandmother.

Good luck and keep things busy in the bedroom.

[CamBiscuit]

I would just about donate my left gonad to science to know what it was that Chuck edited from your post

You can't buy memories, but you can make them….I'm think some extra curricular activities in the Porsche would be received with gratitude, maybe topped off with a Pelican Parts, Stoddart or Sierra Madre Collection gift voucher…….

[sebastianroher]

I would just about donate my left gonad to science to know what it was that Chuck edited from your post

You can't buy memories, but you can make them….I'm think some extra curricular activities in the Porsche would be received with gratitude, maybe topped off with a Pelican Parts, Stoddart or Sierra Madre Collection gift voucher…….

All he did was change "Shitty" to "$hitty" and moved the post to off topic.