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    USE IT.....OR LOSE IT swbsam's Avatar
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    twas the night before Christmas

    THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS

    by Clement Clarke Moore


    'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house

    Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;



    The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,

    In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;


    The children were nestled all snug in their beds,

    While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads;

    And mamma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap,

    Had just settled down for a long winter's nap,

    When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,

    I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.

    Away to the window I flew like a flash,

    Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

    The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow

    Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below,

    When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,


    But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer,

    With a little old driver, so lively and quick,

    I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.

    More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,

    And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

    "Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!

    On, Comet! on Cupid! on, Donder and Blitzen!

    To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!

    Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"

    As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,

    When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,

    So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,

    With the sleigh full of toys, and St. Nicholas too.


    And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof

    The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.

    As I drew in my hand, and was turning around,

    Down the chimney St. Nicholas came with a bound.

    He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,

    And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;

    A bundle of toys he had flung on his back,

    And he looked like a peddler just opening his pack.

    His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!

    His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!

    His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,

    And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow;

    The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,

    And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;

    He had a broad face and a little round belly,

    That shook, when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly.

    He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,

    And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;

    A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,

    Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;

    He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,

    And filled all the stockings; then turned with a jerk,

    And laying his finger aside of his nose,

    And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;

    He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,

    And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.


    But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,

    "Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night."
    Sam

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    May you all receive twin plug distributors, horn grill light kits and factory sport seats under the tree!! Happy holidays.

    Cheers -

    Jim

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    Loud lederhosen saves lives hoffman912's Avatar
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    here is somthing that someone posted on the 912 bbs last year, (i guess the 356 registry posts this every year on their website),

    _______________

    Twas the night before Christmas and the Porsche was dead
    Should I work on the car, or go straight to bed?

    Everything was connected, in proper place
    What was I missing? My steps I'll retrace.

    The wires were nestled all snug on their plugs,
    Just waiting to fire, new pistons and jugs

    And Mamma in bed, and I in the shop,
    I twisted the key, a sputter, a pop

    When from the back end, there arose such a clatter,
    I banged my head, then my lip got fatter

    Away to the engine, I flew like a flash
    Tore open the lid, and burnt my moustache!
    I grabbed the extinguisher, just in time
    And stood there in awe, like a motionless mime

    When, what to my wondering eyes should appear
    A gas leak, and tin work, and decals that seared
    With a little old screwdriver, so lively and quick
    I tightened the clamp, What a DIPSTICK!

    More rapid than eagles my curses they came
    Oh I was pissed, but I was to blame

    "You, IDIOT! You, FOOL! You're STUPID and a BUM!
    You're PATHETIC! You're a HACK! You're a TURKEY and DUMB!"
    Back to the cockpit! A twist of the switch!
    Now crank away! Crank away! Crank away bitch!

    As gas started gass'n and sparks started spark'n
    They both came together; the exhaust started bark'n
    So up on the tach, the RPM's flew
    I'm going for a drive, beyond my curfew.

    And then, in a twinkling, I heard from the house
    The pissing and moaning, of my strict little spouse
    As I backed out the door, and was turning around
    Across the driveway she came, with jacket and hound

    She was dressed and prepped, to go for a ride
    How could I fault her, we all got inside
    We motored with snow, billowing over the roof
    Too bad this tub, isn't rustproof!

    Her lights-- how they twinkled! Her handling how merry!
    Her temperature was rising, I was smitten by Ferry!
    His cool little car, ripped down the road
    Hope we make it back home, without getting towed

    I was excited and nervous, white knuckled the wheel
    A friendship was forming, like B.B. and Lucille.
    My smile grew bigger, from ear to ear
    As I threw in the clutch, and shifted the gear

    We slid and dog tracked around every turn
    I redlined and redlined with little concern
    The smooth power curve, of the Maestro cam
    Guidance and books; I'm happy as a clam

    I continued to drive, through the downtown
    Past carolers and skaters, without a letdown
    And easing my shoe, into the throttle
    We headed home, with no further doddle

    As we pulled out of town, a sweet buzz and whistle,
    Escaped from the bursch, like a lethal scud missile
    And the list members heard, as I roared out of sight,
    "Happy Christmas to all, and to all a Good-Night"
    Harry Hoffman
    1968 912 #3656, burgundy red 'Fritz'. Some mods..
    912 Registry charter member #912R0195-C
    Early 911S Registry Member #2070
    356 Registry Member #36691

    http://hoffman912.blogspot.com/

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    Harry, if you wrote that, that's pretty damn clever!

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    Loud lederhosen saves lives hoffman912's Avatar
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    no, i did not write it. probably written by a 356er a while back
    Harry Hoffman
    1968 912 #3656, burgundy red 'Fritz'. Some mods..
    912 Registry charter member #912R0195-C
    Early 911S Registry Member #2070
    356 Registry Member #36691

    http://hoffman912.blogspot.com/

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