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    Too Funny for Off topic

    And it is Porsche related, so I hope it doesn't go to Off Topic. Read the final line on this ad of a tool kit offered by a Porsche dealer...
    http://beechmontporsche.zoovy.com/c=...ct/95504400001
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    How boneheaded can they be.
    Kenik
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    Dealership mechanics only for todays cars? Probably has something to do with the proper anti-freeze mix...
    Paul D. Early S Registry #8 - Cyclops Minister of West Coast Affairs
    "Now, to put a water-cooled engine in the rear and to have the radiator in the front, that's not very intelligent." -Ferry Porsche (PANO, Oct. 1973)

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    And I suppose their other stuff is not meant to be used in cars....
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    ROFLMAO

    Porsche now selling tool kits not to be used and Ruf selling pumps.

    Its the bling bling culture guys.
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    Maybe, but I'll bet those are real fast pumps.

    John

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    Can you say Olympic gold? They should be banned...
    Kenik
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    The sad part of this is that these guys are 3 miles from my house and my dealer of choice. Their parts department is the best. They are super helpful finding even the most remote 69-73 part and they are pretty price competitive to boot. I know that this might sound like a paid testimonial, but I was just in there 2 hours ago. As usual the guys (and Margo) were their usual friendly and helpful selves
    Must be, as previously mentioned, too much bling bling in general.

    John Meyer, aka the Capitalist Roader
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    Print out the ad and take it over for the mechanics to laugh at...

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    A couple of years ago I was driving from Bend to the Emory Campout outside of McMinnville and my '60 Super 90 Roadster threw a fan belt just west of Salem. I pulled into a grass seed field and repaired it using the extra fan belt I carry and the tools in my original tool kit. Others in the caravan had stopped and they were incredulous that I would actually use the tools to work on the car!

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