Dear Abby

[Jeff Trask]

Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work,you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car around the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was, and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch
her phone again. And why was I checking up on her?

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth. But last night she went out again and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to park my Porsche 911 next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home.

It was at that crucial moment, crouching behind my Porsche, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil onto the ground. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take
it back to Andial?

Thanks,

Bob

[kenikh]

That's funny.

[Bert]

Lol .......

:d