Anybody want to dirve from Naples Florida to Orange County, CA. in July???

[wolfturbo]

Greetings to All,

I have a client of mine who will be vacationing with his family in Orange County for the month of July. They don't go anywhere without their beloved nanny, and she is afraid of flying.

Believe it or not, they like her so much that they asked me to get a driver to drive her across the country in a rental car.

She needs to be here on 7/12/07. Driver will be paid and provided with an advance for all expenses (gas, food & lodging).

Anybody interested? If so, PM me your contact info and I will call you.

And let me answer the most important question right off of the bat:

She is not a full blown, Eurobabe, hottie nanny!!! For those of you thinking this might be a cross country fantasy with a young hot swedish chick, sorry to burst your bubble!!!

Rob Wolford

[Soterik]

She is not a full blown, Eurobabe, hottie nanny!!! For those of you thinking this might be a cross country fantasy with a young hot swedish chick, sorry to burst your bubble!!!

Rob Wolford

Then what's the point???

[2pt767S]

In order to get to Orange County on schedule, they should have left yesterday Rob, how about the train or a respectable bus line?

[neilk]

This thread is worthless without pictures.... so goes the saying on Pelican.

[JCR]

I'd settle for 1/2 baked, eurotrash if you ship the GT3 RS out for the drive, and I won't even charge em! Nanny might need half a day to unclench her hands from whatever interior trim pieces she grabs for that first on-ramp though. Does Hertz rent a black and gold version yet?

Okay, obvious question is - how will she get back??

[wolfturbo]

Okay, obvious question is - how will she get back??

Stay tuned for my post next month:

"Anybody want to drive from Orange County, CA to Naples,FL. in early August?"

And yes, I agree that a bus or train would be 1,000X easier, but my client wants to do it this way. Go figure???

Rob

[VintageExcellen]

If she is not a Eurobabe is she at least a Latina babe? What the stats? You see what guys think, no one cares about a old hag/yenta nanny, a you hot one and we will all be willing to help. Otherwise just fire the old witch, she is too demanding and insolent to here employer for such difficult requests.

[911pcars]

You can give her a cocktail of one of these:

GHB (gamma hydroxybutyric acid)
Rohypnol (flunitrazepam)
Ketamine (ketamine hydrochloride)

Then put her in a plane with a pillow and blanket. When she wakes up 5 hours later, say, "Hi! Welcome to OC."

You desparate guys could try it, but it's a felony to drug someone against their will much less go beyond and take advantage. This is not recommended to share jail time with Paris.

I feel dirty,
Sherwood