Need a Porsche for $500 or Less

[jaudette3]

Have you heard of the 24 Hours of LeMons series?

http://www.24hoursoflemons.com/

Looks like a blast! Anyone have a Porsche for sale for under $500?

Cheers,
JohnA

[CurtEgerer]

This looks like a winner:

$399.99 1978 Low-Mile 924

I'll put in half ...

[jaudette3]

That actually looks pretty good!

Here are some of the rules for the events:

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1.6: Your Car May Be Destroyed at Any Time: In addition to accidents and other unfortunate boo-boos, one car may be selected by blind ballot of all teams for immediate removal and total destruction. It could be your car. It probably WILL BE your car. You'll have 30 minutes to yank out any safety items you want to rescue, and then it's toast. Them's the breaks. Don't bring it if you ain't OK with losing it.

6: LOUSY DRIVING

6.1: Individual Lousy-Driving Rule: Lousy driving--which includes, but is not limited to, unnecessary contact, overly aggressive driving, chopping off other cars, unsportsmanlike conduct, lack of car control, just generally being an idiot, and/or proving an undue pain in the butt to fellow competitors--will result in a black-flag penalty for Lousy Driving. These penalties will be punished as follows:

o 6.1.1: First Individual Lousy-Driving Offense: Mandatory driver change; offending driver can't return to the track for three hours.

o 6.1.2: Second Individual Lousy-Driving Offense: Driver loses his wristband for the rest of the day.

o 6.1.3: Third Individual Lousy-Driving Offense: Driver is out for the rest of the season, beginning immediately.

6.3: Why Am I Upside-Down? Rule: You're upside-down because you have no business being out on a racetrack. Any driver who puts a car on its roof is out for the rest of the season, beginning immediately.

6.4: Touching a Temporary Barrier: Physically contacting a cone, tire barrier, or any other temporary structure placed on the track by the organizers is an automatic Lousy Driving Offense With Exteme Prejudice. (You don't even want to know what that means--trust us.)

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We could use some of these for our track days.

Cheers,
JohnA